A) I'm not the right skin color.
B) DHS and U.S. Customs and Border Protection are evil.
-or-
C) I work for a group that has been classified as an eco-terrorist organization. And due to past terrorist events my org was involved in, they want to find out what I'm doing here.
Doesn't C) explain this so much better than A) and B)?
But then there wouldn't be a story here to report on.