But then you have to live in Texas; even Austin still has some of that icky Texas non planning left in it, as well as dumpster divers everywhere, something I never saw in the Bay Area.
[1] You said Bay Area, but lets at least try to compare apples to apples.
I would never live in Texas again because of the heat, as well as the values even in liberal Austin. Also, I don't like to drive everywhere.