Your business card is crap

Yes! That's the clip I linked to within the post - embedding isn't allowed. And it's a great example of the bland use and commodity elements of business cards.

Joel Bauer is a character - nice way not to call him an ass :) And although his video on the business card is funny, there are a lot of truths in it. Common wisdom is to put name, rank, and serial number on your card. The problem is, no one really cares...just corporate egos worrying more about their titles than their message.