Now, I'm perhaps not serious about that, and I'm just reacting to the tone of "Android users are lesser people" that's been prevalent recently. But I will note that according to this report:
http://www.distimo.com/publications/archive/Distimo%20Public...
A $15.99 Final Fantasy game from Square-Enix made 73% of it's revenue from Android in May 2013 while the "free" Candy Crush Saga and Simpsons: Tapped Out games made much more money from iOS.
These "free" games are apparently designed around "Whales", people who spend literally thousands of dollars on them:
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2012/11/meet-the-whales/all/
"Lee says that spending money on games like Clash of Clans is actually saving him money in the long-run: Before he started gaming, he says he and a small group of friends would go out drinking, sometimes spending as much as $6,000 in a single night between them."
"He wound up spending nearly $5,000 in that game before trading it for Clash of Clans, but says that’s far less than what he would have otherwise spent on alcohol.
“I actually save money playing these games instead of going out and drinking,” he said.
...
"Vince P., who also asked us to withhold his last name, has been playing the Facebook game Battle Pirates since early 2011. His total spend: over $16,000.
“It does kind of shock me, for sure, that it was that much,” said Vince, who goes by the username “Spoon” in Battle Pirates. “And it’s all for nothing.”
Vince is 45 years old, divorced, with a 16-year-old daughter. He says he makes between $200,000 and $400,000 annually. He looked positively distraught over the situation during a Skype interview with Wired, as he tabulated a list of his receipts."
It's my semi-serious theory that these people, at least in the US, are more likely to own iOS devices.