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Speaking of which, we are seeking a new lawyer for our startup, preferably based in New York. Please get in touch!

Seek a new marketing team. You are insane.

"You are insane" sounds like a great compliment to a marketer.

Which is why you can't trust people who work in marketing. They're professionally dishonest.

All people who work in marketing are dishonest. You literally can't trust any of them.

Edit: I guess sarcasm should be mentioned.

"Hello" he lied.

At a minimum it might make a good defense in federal court.