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I don't like how similar the words "Cosmology" and "Cosmetology" are.

I was very confused upon first reading the title of this article.

My cosmetologist told me I was gaining mass too. She recommended a diet though - not further research.

Ah yes, I've also been to the "Girl, your ass is gettin big" symposium.

It's interesting that you clicked on it anyway.