[At a moderately busy coffee shop]
I sit down with my MacBook to send a few quick emails. A man -- also using a Mac -- sits at the table in front of me, facing away from me. I pull my laptop out and open it up. It recovers from sleep, and I connect to the free WiFi. I've used it many times in the past without issue, but today, I cannot get any web pages to respond.
I say meekly to the man sitting in front of me: "Excuse me, are you able to connect to the WiFi?"
Him: "Yep."
Me: "That's strange, I'm able to connect, but I can't get any web pages to load."
Him: "Get a Mac."
Me: "I've already got one, thanks for nothing."
I understand the imposition I made on him, but hearing "get a Mac" just had me seething. I'd never had an opportunity to say those words to someone else, so I'm not trying to claim any moral high-ground here, but I knew at that moment that I'd never say them should the opportunity arise.
Boom. Problem solved.