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If you don't get a response, there is always odesk, freelancer, guru, etc..

I considered that, but from my experience that would normally take longer than the time I have.

Or do you have anything you could sell? That might be a quick way to get some money.

Being the super geek I am, all the high value goods I own are either inside my computer or it is my bed.

Hmm maybe you could donate bone marrow then?

I would sale your bed then. :)