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when does Jurassic Park: Woolly Mammoth 3D come out now?

That would be more like Magdalenian Park.

What if the electricity goes out in the park?!

That's why we put it on an island.

Elephants can swim. Like, really well.

They use their trunks as snorkels

But don't you know. They adapt and will grow wings!!

Life will find a way.

Then the fences will stop working and the Gulag prisoners will successfully escape.