Is this code up anywhere? It'd be interesting to see what's going on there.
If I wanted to spend the time I could do something like append the blob to the end of the program executable instead of just clumsily jamming it into DATA, but this all exists in a library that doesn't need to change often so the fact that it takes ~10-15 seconds to compile is not a problem in practice.
Maybe it'll work for your use case.
At least, Go team will be aware of your pathological case and have a chance to speed up it.