She's a gay, transgender, atheist, member of the very wrong political party who once stole a loaf of bread while starving and who slept with her boy/girlfriend (who was white) at an age where, although there was only a day between them, she was an "adult" while the other was a "child" in Zimbabwe.

Sorry Zimbabwe, you were at the bottom of the "Freedom Index" I looked at.

For parts of the above, she could have been anywhere in Africa, the Middle East or, indeed, the first world.

On top of all that, she also didn't want her parents to know she's got a tattoo and was concerned that her colleagues would be upset that she'd negotiated a higher pay package than them.