I never said git sucks, its actually quite powerful; but with the power comes added complexity that for most is not worth it
Git is complex for you. The mistake you're making is in not realising that's not universally true.
I still see git requiring more commands for simple tasks and the model of what is happening has more moving parts (more complex). This gives git the ability to do a lot more, but my thought is for the majority you don't need the more.