I wonder how this would work for something like the first guy trying to sell chewing gum...
> It's gum and you are supposed to chew it.
> What do you mean?
> You place a soft solid in your mouth and you chew it.
> You are delusional.
> But I'll make it colored and flavored.
> Please, seek mental help.
"But why would you do that?"
I found the sketch very funny at the time, but have since found out that the real initial pitch answer was "It cures everything!".
"Anything that harms a man inwardly from his girdle upward might be removed by a moderate use of the herb."