I think he's being very generous to the author by not laughing out loud at the suggestion that hang drying clothes is a measure of progress.
Except for trousers, which eventually get a hole in the crotch. Fucking trousers...
A thousand thanks for posting this. I thought I had some physical deformity because my last two (very-often-worn) jeans wore through in the crotch in less than a year. (Of course that made other aspects of my life more convenient).
Good to know I'm not the only one.