Well, the Retina MacBook Pro very nearly fits your profile. The fans are whisper-quiet, and the screen is beautiful.
I'm a ThinkPad die-hard, but somehow Lenovo is managing to destroy every last bit of the legacy IBM worked so hard to build, so, sadly, I'm typing this from a 13" MacBook Air.
I couldn't bring myself to buy a cheapened fiberglass budget laptop after my lovely T60p.