Don't forget to sign up for the Underwater Basketweaving class from Coursera ;-) https://www.coursera.org/course/basketweave
Also,
"You must have access to a tub or pool to take this course. If you are enrolled in Signature Track, you will need an underwater webcam. Students who successfully complete this course will receive a Statement of Accomplishment signed by the instructor and a 1500-watt professional hair dryer"
Oh, and it starts on 1st April. Obviously.
"His thesis, "A detailed study of gender stratification, resource allocation, and asphyxiation contingencies as manifested in the context of the submergent handicrafts of the peoples of the Aquacamamata Peninsula" was named Paper of the Year by the Maritime Anthropology Digest. Professor Dunne also holds an honorary degree in Professional Salon Services, and has starred in numerous bathroom fixture advertisements."