And so begins the worst day on the internet.
These days, every single company absolutely has to send out a "press release" or "product announcement" or "feature enhancement" or other crap, and all of them have been designed by boring marketing departments at boring companies, and vetted to be as non-offensive and boring as possible, and still, people discuss them and send the links around.
Moderation. It's a virtue.
Something only a 5 year old would find funny.
I found it funny. Shoot me.