This is wrong in so many ways...
Getting fired is not the end of the world.
Getting fired is not the end of the world.
"No layoffs" is a stronger (and harder) criterion to meet.
(My condolences either way. Neither is the end of the world, but they both suck. If you haven't yet found a new gig, hang in there. Persistence will pay off. Like any sales, applying for a job is a numbers game.)