"LOL, owner just did this!! http://goo.gl/ZTlJ8 #stupidhumans"

"@oven you're lookin hot today"

I don't think it tweets anything automatically. It just has an interface to twitter (for when you need to tweet something but you phone is all the way upstairs). No one in that house has a twitter account so it's never been tested.

Slightly more useful is the screen that can be used as an electronic whiteboard to leave notes. In practice that got used a lot in the first month and then never again (the interface is just too clunky).