I believe patents work by making the description impenetrable enough to make the examiner's eyes glaze over.
So they approve the patent in self-defense, and don't notice that it's just a list of trivialities.
So they approve the patent in self-defense, and don't notice that it's just a list of trivialities.
(My alternative hypothesis revolves around evil conspiracies to extend property rights into the realm of generic ideas, with the aim to create a modern equivalent to the medieval landed gentry who can get rich entirely by rent-seeking[1]. All in all, I prefer the "examiners don't understand what they approve" explanation :)