Javascript is the only language that runs in the browser. There are tons of great alternatives to PHP to run on a server.
What about dojotoolkit or YUI library? I don't see how javascript is here to blame.
I personally say nuts to that. With all of the latest projects, PHP development is actually getting to be pretty non-shitty.
Note that I'm not saying PHP is great. It's a cesspool of language defects. However, it's success has merit.
"Hello World" is not world-like performance benchmark.
He's comparing "any decent php web framework" to Python or Ruby, because neither of those languages are used without frameworks to develop web-apps?