The worst thing is that everyone expects you to help them with their IT problems. Over the phone.
My dad is a reader - if there is a problem he will read everything on the screen over the telephone - even if it takes an hour. It is absolute torture to help him (or my mother). But then again, an hour of IT- waterboarding is a small price to pay for someone who changed your diapers.
I'm thinking about changing my number.
If you do it while other computer scientists are in hearing range the look on their face will be worth it.
Programmer != Technitian :(