My question for you... do you post here sober or high? And if the answer is high, maybe you should buy some kratom from me. It's much better than what you're smoking, I promise.
edit: google just impressed me... it indexed this page for the word crypto-narc six minutes after the post!
I just finished googling "kratom."
Now I'll wait six minutes and try googling "wowow."
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