Okay fine, you caught me! There is, in fact, a giant global conspiracy to downvote your posts, qarl. It isn't just the fact that randomly-arriving independently-occurring events often arrive unevenly distributed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_distribution

This conspiracy goes all the way to the top. The illuminati assigned me personally to comment on your post. I've already said too much. If you never see me again, tell my wife I love her.