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qarl

You said:

> I didn't downvote, but wow you're being aggressive

He said:

> I didn't downvote you, but your last paragraph is unnecessarily aggressive.

Both comments arrived within two minutes of each other on a thread with no other comments for 18 hours.

That's quite a coincidence.

Also - insults are against the rules here, friend. Naughty naughty. I hope they don't spank you.

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Okay fine, you caught me! There is, in fact, a giant global conspiracy to downvote your posts, qarl. It isn't just the fact that randomly-arriving independently-occurring events often arrive unevenly distributed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisson_distribution

This conspiracy goes all the way to the top. The illuminati assigned me personally to comment on your post. I've already said too much. If you never see me again, tell my wife I love her.

No need to make fun of me, friend. It's very unlikely - you can't disprove that because it's true.

If it was a coincidence then you have nothing to worry about. I flag it because the overwhelmingly likely thing is that it wasn't.

And again - insults are against the rules here. Shame shame.

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