You mean the same best friend that you unilaterally groped[1], shit-talked[2], undermined[3] and tried to drag into a brawl[4]?

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_crisis

[2] https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-nato-policy-def...

[3] https://www.cadtm.org/Trump-Europe-and-the-international-neo...

[4] https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/31/europe/trump-lashes-out-europ...