Turns out that "availability zones" in cloud parlance seem to have nothing to do with geographical availability. Apparently they're logical splits and are more about billing than anything.
> https://docs.aws.amazon.com/whitepapers/latest/aws-fault-iso...
They are far enough apart that tornados, floods, and fires cannot simultaneously impact multiple.
But AFAIK AWS has only reported data loss in mec1-az2.
Cross-AZ services like S3 should have no data loss, unless there is more damage than AWS has currently published.