I tried to read this article but something about the writing style made me go cross eyed. That being said, it sounded like something I had heard before and lo and behold...

Literally raised 4 years ago: https://github.com/prisma/orm/discussions/15164

I'm not sure the real intention of this blogpost, but my takeaway is "someone who has no idea what is going on finds a problem <LLM OF CHOICE> left for them, like a little code land mine".