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I wish to be named Emperor of One Thousand Galaxies.

It’s something of a pity NASA doesn’t offer that chance to crush 1,000 independent peace loving democratic galaxies in my brutal rise to power as my soldier fanatics sweep the universe.

I’d pay for that. More exciting than owning a pixel.

Imagine the headlines NASA To Sell the Universe.

You just gotta choose the right pixel

I don't think there is a wrong pixel, each of them maps into thousands of galaxies but many of them may be outside of our visible sphere of the universe. The fact that even light from those subjects can't reach you is surely just a minor technicality

Please see:

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

Yes, I would wear that little emperors hat too.

(And, the sword. The sword is a must ...

... poor sap: The sword was amongst the very few possessions found in his rented room when he died, suddenly and peniless.-

You sir shall be my loyal adviser and Master of Assassins.

(!)

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