Yes, my 5yo also invents fake reasons to explain why she didn't listen.
> I don't believe you believe in any notion of spirit
See how stupid that sounds now I wrote it in plain terms. You are telling me I lied about believing in the meaning of "high spirits"? What does it have to do with materialism? Materialists can't distinguish a person in high spirits from someone in low? Laughable.
As for your imaginary BS I pray my mental health will never degrade to the point I'd believe it makes any sense.