Jokes tend to get downvoted on HN and there's been a few (to many) jokes in this HN post :( Your's the only one I didn't downvote because decided to leave a comment instead.
re: Unicode - Perl6 does already use unicode characters for some of its operators. Take the Hyperoperator »« (http://perlcabal.org/syn/S03.html#Hyper_operators):
my @a = 1..5;
my @b = 6..10;
my @c = @a »*« @b; # => 6, 14, 24, 36, 50
And there are >> & << synonyms for those who find using unicode chars too odd: @c>>++; # => 7, 15, 25, 37, 5