Because it’s nonsensical chewing gum. I just read the whole thing to see if I was missing something but it’s not changed my opinion. You have to plough through so much dramatic garbage to get to the actual message.
I’m glad you enjoyed it, but having read it in full now I feel like my time has been wasted and I’ve not really learned “here’s how I hacked my tablet using AI” and it hasn’t left me with any coherent learnings.