The device reports fine wifi but the backing services are totally busted.
My cat scarfed and barfed periodically, and I always wanted the Petlibro (the simple one) to slow feed by incrementally turning the auger, just to see if it helped. I might dig it out and try my hand at this.
Otherwise, you will inevitably end up with one chonk and one cat with food panic that gorges on whatever food it can grab in a single setting before everything is gone.
Weird question anyway. Why eat food at all if you can't be bothered to farm it yourself.