No, that's not the issue. The issue is that there is no possible continuous orientation on the strip. That's not a matter of "where they stand"; it does not preclude defining locations on the strip. Location is not the same thing as orientation.
> The outer edge is where the ant needs to start gripping the surface. The inner edge is where it does not.
But if the ant then starts walking along whatever edge it starts with, that edge will not stay "outer" or "inner". It will change as the ant walks. So it is impossible to label a particular edge "outer" or "inner" in a continuous way everywhere. Indeed, at some point while the ant is walking the edge, the force it needs to exert to "cling to the surface" will be zero (this must be the case by the mean value theorem because the direction of the force flips during the ant's walk).