"Combining them into one heroic speedup would make a better headline and a worse benchmark."

"The machine immediately taught me that capacity estimates are just admission tickets."

"Useful in production, poison in a kernel comparison."

Please don't publish writing like this, it's exhausting to read. You can edit that stuff out.

The best part of this is the "Five xhigh artifacts from the finished model" section at the bottom, I suggest either moving that up or at least prominently promoting it at the top of the article.