Indo-European Union
"Hi I'm infinity and I... I cracked and generated a self-replicating biology last aeon. By the second kalpa they'd devised a writing system and started battling each other for spacetime. I've got to stop doing that."
"Yeah, well, more than most of the others, but..."
"Are you not going to do something about that?"
"Nah, I hope it's self-terminating. Should eventually cancel itself."
"You hope?"
"Look, don't ruin this for me okay, nothing ever happens on your planets and look at ALL THIS BLOOD"