Reality is under no obligation to be fun. It might be boring but it is the truth.
The fact that you needed such effort to try and give this position any shred of sense only serves as proof of how nonsensical it is to do so.
The inability of people to reflect on their own beliefs amazes me to no end. How can you know that LLMs have no phenomenal states?
For example, I believe that rocks (ordinary rocks, not silicon chips) have no phenomenal states because for all we know they don't do any kind of information processing (relevant to self-reflection, at least) and I don't believe in panpsychism or dualism.