I would leave it at that, but then I consider what you're actually using it for...
> two-person founding team running a language-learning app in dozens of languages, so the copy is read by people who are unusually sensitive to it.
They aren't "unusually sensitive to it". Language learners don't fucking know what native speech in the target language sounds like, they're learning it! Nor does your two person team. How could you possibly claim to objectively evaluate how good translations are in dozens of languages you don't speak? 58, according to your site! This is beyond scummy even for the usual AI boosters, and will deceive people trying to learn, who don't know better, with low-grade slop. Disgusting.