The brand of ice cream I associate the most with being tasteless and cheap is Carte D’Or so I’m not sure this is the burn you think it is

Genuine question: which French brands are you comparing them to? I'd be curious to know what you think is the benchmark.

Please, just give us this one thing to enjoy, to have after our Roast Bif. We don’t have much. We need this.

These sorts of things are sold all over France as well so you can remove the Chauvinism