Kermit was an extraordinary monument to portability in an era when "portable" often meant "we have individually accommodated every incompatible system anyone has ever built or might possibly still be using, however improbably."
Kermit was an extraordinary monument to portability in an era when "portable" often meant "we have individually accommodated every incompatible system anyone has ever built or might possibly still be using, however improbably."
I compiled, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious
emerge of GNU more—
While I nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis just automake,” I muttered, “gently checking CPU floor—
Only this, and nothing more.”
“Automake!” said I, “thing of evil!—automake still, if GNU or devil!—
Whether Linus sent, or whether Stallman tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there caching in Gentoo?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth automake, “Nevermore.”
It would be nice if automake remembered your system in a cache.
It saddens me whenever someone or a group religiously tie their opinions or assumptions to a particular platform and irrationally scoff at others or refuse to consider that other things exist, are used, and function.