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ooooh Not creepy at all. Can't wait for AI to be implemented in my toilet so I can have a stool sample analyzed every time I go to the bathroom.

hah had no idea this was a thing! Purchasing! Wife is gonna be weirded out.

It's called the SmartPipe™ and it's been available for at least 12 years.

hah Amazing. Ahead of it's time. How can I invest?