I'm all for criticizing Amazon where it makes sense, but...
> guy drives a truck clear across your town because you can't be bothered.
Can't be bothered to what? Get things shipped to a UPS or Fedex depot for pickup?
Or are you seriously trying to imply the better alternative is to drive your own car to a brick and mortar store, walk in with ambiguous purchase intent, suffer limited selection and lack of price context, and think your suffering is noble or something?