they're there for culture; it's the neo-afghanistan lifestyle they want.
I guess that explains all the jacked-up parking lot queens.
#PickupTruckCulture #Scratchless
For security reasons I won't tell you which stupid one Brother drives, but it's literally the most ridiculous (and unreliable OEM), of course! It's a foot taller than He =P
#Dieselbruh #Morons4Life #ShoulderChips
Where to begin.. The big, ignorant, macho, highly confident guys with their mock pick'emUp trucks, glossy touch screens, leased batteries & proprietary BMS, Chinese parts, plastic gears, remotely hackable firmware and paper tiger frames 30% larger than reasonably necessary -- masquerading as Country Goodness and real trucks...?
Remember the old Jimmy Dean, "Country Goodness" ad? I think AI could take Sam Eliot's voice and make millions with that approach. "It's not the reliability that matters, not the dependency on opaque firmware and fact that you don't own it, not the harsh reality that you're driving a fake truck -- it's the symbol that matters, the statement, and you know this truck symbolizes what Americuh really means."
- Fnord; forging the future, one line of outsourced code at a time. It's what's fer dinner.
I mean... really ?!?! Free targetable incendiaries?!
Honestly I know they're madmax-fearing-"christians" in their approach to crowd-control, but are we at the point where we need to be boasting about gasoline reserves?
My attempt is different: I live in a workingclass neighborhood and drive paidfor vehicles and stay in my goddam lane. My camry gets 48+ legit city MPG here on puregas Tennesseean 87 octane.
What. the fuck. is going on. in Texas?
¿por qué no los dos?
, hermanobeuno.
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Texceptionalism eventually kills us [almost] all.
>"It's crooked through-and-through ... all hat, no cattle."
–with respects to Ms'ss Molly Ivans & Governor Ann Richards [Tex-(D)-90s] #RIP
>You can take the boy out of Texas
>...but can you take Texas out of the boy?
Don't know why anybody wouldchoose'ta read me, but... it do be like that.
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Random moviereq: Slingblade
Cruising along the funnest-sidelines of insanity™
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Have great Thursdays, sirs.