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Next he is going to have someone send him a cake with a file baked into it.

Said file will be virus checked before opening, of course.

My money is on some kind of Mission Impossible-style escape from the hospital using body doubles.

The hospital should probably make sure all the air-duct vents are screwed on tightly.

Unfortunately, his body double was arrested in Mexico on a fake North Korean passport. I'm not making this up.