No Tylenol for y'all, but I'll shout the whole bar another round of PFAS!

> They have been linked to cancer, birth defects, decreased immunity, high cholesterol, kidney disease and a range of other serious health problems. They are dubbed “forever chemicals” because they can persist for thousands of years in the environment, and are designed to be indestructible.

But _not_ autism! Autism is the great evil we have chosen as our individual health enemy. I don't see autism listed, you may pass.