Aw buddy, you seem to think I'm trying to hurt you. Furthest, thing from the truth.
I think you might have had enough HN for today. Take a nap and then eat a snack if you still feel cranky. The internet and all your cloud services will still be here when you want to play next.
(Well rested you'll also be able to string together a cogent argument but we're clearly struggling with bigger things here.)