I just dug it out again. I was really angry. I'm almost glad it didn't get through. Here is a short excerpt:
What in Thor's name were you idiots thinking? Did you seriously believe that you'd engender goodwill in the audience by spoiling the film as it was starting? It's EXACTLY as if you'd shown an advert before a 1980 screening of The Empire Strikes Back featuring Yoda, a handless Luke and Han Solo in a block of carbonite.
For great shame, Jorgen. May your bare feet always find bricks.
That is the best kidsafe curse I have ever heard. Bravo!
My favorite kidsafe curse is from an old BBC radio show from the late 40's and early 50's, called The Goon Show. The main character would say "curses and naughty words". The BBC at that time was super-strict and you couldn't say curses and naughty words, so he would literally say it instead. Very funny.