It's great fun too, just a couple weeks ago I was startled awake at around 3:30AM for an emergency alert, concerning a 75 year old woman who had wandered off about an hour from where I live. Really annoying, I wake up at 5AM for work so I was pretty pissed off. Finally got back to sleep and startled awake again, must've been around 4:30AM. It was an emergency alert to let us know THEY HAD FOUND HER.
"HEY EVERYBODY WAKE UP, SOUND THE ALARMS, THERE'S NO EMERGENCY, SHE'S PERFECTLY SAFE"
Even weeks later, I'm literally sitting here fucking furious thinking about it.