1.)Register for Trial
2.)Download installer Software
3.)Download Product (Freeaking HUGE Arse Files 1GB)
4.)Run installer (starts to uncompress the download - takes forever)
5.)Run real installer (again, takes forever)
6.)Jump through tons on splash screen startup nags
7.)Finally get software to start - my computer with dual core processor now crawls to a hault.
8.)Trial expires, but Adobe "auto updater" still thinks I want updates for my expired trial????
9.)Unistall (get coffee and wait 30 minutes - no joke)
FAIL