Also, the article explicitly answers your sarcasm.
Elon has a closed box that he has successfully convinced a lot of people that there is a lot of money inside, and sold them small stakes in the contents, and promised year after year for 10+ years that this will be the year he opens it.
Many people have built products used by far more people, that have generated far more utility, and accumulated far less personal wealth. These things aren't connected.
I keep hearing this refrain that Starlink is going to connect everyone. LTE already covers 93% of the population globally [1]. There are obviously dead spots but I really don't see the economic case for Starlink coverage. I frequently travel with a mini and I appreciate the near certainty of connection but it seems like a luxury item. The vast majority of the time cell connection is fine. I suppose Starlink could eat all the telcos but it seems like they aren't too far behind and this connectivity will be commoditized.
[1] https://www.itu.int/itu-d/reports/statistics/2025/10/15/ff25...
Musk is the management huckster who slaps his name on it, sells it, and reaps the benefits as opposed to the person grinding creating the actual results and innovation. "It is what it is."
[1] https://ourworldindata.org/electric-car-sales
[2] https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/china-car-exports-jump-73...
[3] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinas-byd-overtakes-ford-glo...
[4] https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/06/another-falcon-9-looka...
How did they turn this around? By building a car factory in China using local knowledge, then building an duplicate of that factory in Germany, and then building a factory in Texas that incorporated knowledge learned.
model 3 was successful and profitable long before shanghai started churning out model Ys years later
Nissan launched the Leaf 3 years after Tesla, but it was the first mass market EV, and in the first year sold around 9000 in the US and 20000 world wide.
Tesla didn't have a somewhat affordable car until the Model S in 2012, although it was still around twice the median price for a new car then.
It took until 2020 for Tesla cumulative sales to surpass Leaf cumulative sales.
Also, everything I'm finding says that in 2025 BYD sold 2.26 million BEVs in 2025 and 2.29 milling PHEVs, which is more BEVs than Tesla sold.
Tesla isn’t going away, but it isn’t ever going to be a giant in the industry anymore. Their maximum output is ~2M/units/year, which BYD already easily exceeds while continuing to scale. Is Tesla building any more vehicle assembly lines? They are not.
Citations:
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a69905157/tesla-sales-down...
https://www.statista.com/chart/33709/tesla-byd-electric-vehi...
https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/byd-ma...
https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/byd-gl...
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/mapped-where-tesla-and-byd-...
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jun/10/china-byd-c...
Tesla is in fact finishing assembly lines for cybercabs and tesla semis fyi. No other 500mi BEV semi exists.
You mean like Krugman recognizes in this paragraph:
> Granted, Musk has had some real successes. Tesla was ahead of the EV curve, and Starlink is a critically important service as well as a viable business.
Krugman's hypothesis is in the very next paragraph:
> But these achievements weren’t enough to make Musk the world’s richest man. His wealth has, instead, historically rested mainly on self-fulfilling faith — investors believing in Musk’s genius have piled into stocks in Musk-controlled companies, and the rising value of these companies has enhanced his reputation for genius.
followed by:
> We have a term for enterprises that look successful because they keep drawing in new investors and keep drawing in new investors because they look successful. They’re called Ponzi schemes. And Elon Musk is basically a human Ponzi scheme.
> Furthermore, the SpaceX IPO now in progress makes it clearer than ever that Musk’s greatest skill isn’t developing futuristic products. It’s his mastery of financial shell games and his ability to leverage insider influence, especially his influence with the Trump administration.